Got A sweetheart is this Valentine’s Day? Want Send witty cards or ask your crush to tell you something clever. Maybe You are looking for the perfect pun in your caption Galentine’s Day Photo of friends.
Whether This is the place to be if you are single or in a relationship. Feb. 14, we’ve got you covered with jokes, hilariously terrible pickup lines and card ideas to celebrate the day of love.
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Valentine’s Day jokes
- Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental animals!
- Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? They’ll dessert you.
- What Did one snake speak to the other? Valentine’s Day? Give Honey, I’d love to give you a hug and a hiss.
- Why Are you considering getting your partner kittens? Valentine’s Day A good idea? It’s the purr-fect gift.
- What Did the paperclip ever say anything to the magnet? You are very attractive.
- Who Always has a date Valentine’s Day?
- How Was the phone a proposal to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He It was a ring that she received.
- What What did one toast piece say about the other? Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half.
- What Which flower should you never give? Valentine’s Day? A cauliflower!
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to celebrate Valentine’s Day? His heart wasn’t in it.
- What What happened to the Angels who got married They Lived happily ever after.
- What’s Cupid’s favorite band? Kiss!
- Who Always has a date Valentine’s Day? A calendar.
- Why couldn’t the mineral water ever score a date? All His friendships were entirely plat-tonic.
- What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? The Every day, all the chocolate is on sale.
- What After agreeing to have dinner, did one prune say anything to the other? It’s a date!
- Why Did every fruit ask for the banana to be theirs? Valentine? It It was very a-peel’ing.
- What Did one Bloody Mary Say one thing to the other Valentine’s Day? Olive you.
- What What does a chef do for their spouse? Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.
- What What did one flame say about the other? Valentine’s Day? We’re a perfect match!
- What What did the baker tell his wife? Valentine’s Day? Give I would like some sugar.
- What’s a paper cut’s favorite song on Valentine’s Day? Bleeding Love.
- What What did the almond say to the cashew to ask? I’m nuts about you!
- Why Did the officer from police lock her up? Valentine? For Stealing her heart.
- Which Flowers and squirrels share each other’s affections Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.
- What What should you tell your single friends? Valentine’s Day? Happy independence day!
- What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? Feb. 14.
- What Is that what you would call a blossoming love in a fish tank Guppy love.
- What Does a vampire call his own? Valentine? His ghoul-friend.
- What Did one molecule have a message for the other? We’ve got great chemistry!
- What Did the flower speak to his unrequited affection? I love you once, and floral.
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Valentine’s Day Lines for pickup
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
- Roses violets are purple, and red is the color of red; I am so glad that I got to swipe right at your face.
- Are you a loan? Because I am sure you have my interest.
- Is Your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Do you know what you’d look really beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms.
- Are My appendix, please? Because I get a weird feeling in my stomach which leads me to believe I should go out.
- You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- Are Are you facing a parking ticket Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Are Tellurium and copper? Because you’re Cu Te!
- You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
- Are you a desert plant? Because I’m trying to go from cacti to cactus.
- Are Do you want a 90-degree angle? Because This is just what I need.
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- Do Are you a believer in love at first sight? Or should I continue to walk beside it?
- There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
- Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can Tonight, I will crash at your house.
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Valentine’s Day Ideas for cards
Looking Send this craft to your sweetheart. Valentine’s Day? Skip Show your appreciation with a store-bought greeting Valentine You can make your own cards this year, which is worth the effort. Simply fold a piece of paper in half, grab some pens, markers or crayons and draw one of the following images (or print and glue, if drawing is not your forte) with a punny message:
- Draw A bat: You’re fun to hang around with
- Draw Toast: You’re my butter half
- Draw A bear: I love you, beary.
- Draw A rabbit: Somebunny loves you!
- Draw a cannoli: I cannoli be happy when I’m with you
- Draw A whale: Whale You be my?
- Draw An octopus I want your hand, my hand, and your hand.
- Draw An elephant: I love you a ton!
- Draw a pizza: Every pizza me loves every pizza you
- Draw a mushroom: There’s so mushroom in my heart for you
- Draw Two peas in the same pod: Will You peas are my Valentine?
- Draw One loaf of bread You’re the loaf of my life
- Draw eggs and bacon Don’t go bacon my heart. I wouldn’t if I fried!
- Draw A cup of coffee Words can’t espresso how much I love you.
- Draw Some herbs I want to spend all of my time with you.
- Draw A stamp I’m stuck on you!
- Draw a calculator: You I can be counted on
- Draw Watermelon You’re one in a melon!
- Draw a volcano: I lava you
- Draw Pickle: You’re a big dill to me
- Draw A whale: Whale You be my?
- Draw A sheep: I love ewe
- Draw Some fruits: I love you berry much
- Draw A frog is: I’m hoppy you’re mine
- Draw An otter I’m glad you’re my significant otter
- Draw An owl I’ll owl-ways love you.
- Draw A pair of shoes You you are my sole-mate.
